Famous quotes that were muttered throughout history but never noted…….until now

Dorothy Com: “If E has mail, do all the other letters of the alphabet have mail to?”

Pavlov: “Please knock!”

Vincent Van Gogh: “Friends, family members, body part donors. Lend me an ear.”

George Washington: "Tree? What tree?"

Sonny Bono: "Tree? What tree?"

Michael Kennedy: "Tree? What tree?"

Abraham Lincoln: "I scored four kilo's seven days ago…."

Thomas Jefferson: "Once you try black, you never go back."

Alexander Haige: "I am? Since when?"

Jimmy Durante: "Goodnight, Gracie, wherever you are."

Benjamin Franklin: "Flying a kite is like sticking my finger into an electric socket. I get such a charge out of it!"

Benjamin Franklin: "The Lord said to me one day, 'Ben, let their be sight.' So I invented bifocals."

William Kennedy Smith: "There is no problem in this world that a tackle on the beach can't cure. "

Jackie Onassis: "John. What part of straighten up and fly right did you not understand?"

General McArthur: "Like hell I'll return."

Eleanor Roosevelt: "Of course I push the president around. How else do you think he gets from room to room?"

Eleanor Roosevelt: "Cool your wheels, hot shot, or I'll remove your parking break - permanently."

Eleanor Roosevelt: "Yes, it is to bad, but he does have a good job."

Teddy Roosevelt: "Someday I hope to have a condom named after me."

Bill Clinton: "I did not smoke that woman."

Richard Nixon: "I may be a crook but I am not a liar."

Richie Cuningham: "Fonzie, Fuck Off!"

Ted Kennedy: "I thought, she, aahh, had her, aaahhh, water wings, aahhh, on. Oh, you mean they, aaahhh, weren't special, ahhh, flotation devices?"

Julia Child: "The best way to execute french cooking is to get good and loaded and whack the hell out of a chicken. Bon apetite"

Dinah Shore: "See the USA in your chevrolet? Until chevy gives me a car to drive, I'll stick to my Nash Rambler."

Greg Allman: "Give me librium or give me meth."

Plato: "Behind every successful man is usually a very surprised father in law."