Colleen A. Kelley - A resident of Weymouth MA., is a self proclaimed Humorologist who hopes to someday make the transition from "free lance writer" to "paid lance writer." Her written word is featured prominently on her web page and bathroom walls across America. In the meantime, she is a self proclaimed civil engineer, which just means "I don't swear as I drive the train." When not working, Colleen likes to photograph stuff, watch movies, sing kereoke on the subway, count seagulls attacking the dumpster, thinking, scandelizing, terrorizing, jumping bail and professional extortion. (Can you say self induced lobotomy? Sure you can.)

Did someone ask, "So, just where have you worked?" I thought so. I started at a small outfit named "SDC." Then from their I moved onto "Whitman & Howard", in Downtown Boston and then Wellesley Office Park, , then to Sippican Consultants International in Cambridge, MA., GHR Engineering, Inc., in Lexingtion and Lakeville, MA., SAIC in Lakeville and Middleboro, MA., and currently at a thriving engineering company way far away from where I live.

If you have any ideas of tracking me down, let me say this about that. SDC has been out of business for more years than it was in business, Whitman and Howard is no longer Whitman & Howard, the engineering aspect of Sippican goes by another name and GHR slipped into oblivion (may it rest in peace). SAIC is still around, somewhere, but if you call them they will disavow all knowledge of knowing me.