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Comments from the Waterfront by Colleen A. Kelley Ó 2005 Email: cak43@aol.com
Colleen A. Kelley Ó 2001 –
2005
Johnny Damon
So Long, you idiot
Former Red Sox center fielder,
Johnny Damon, sold his soul to the devil and that devil is named George
Steinbrenner. Pictures of Johnny Damon appearing clean shaven
has graced the internet with a story and a quote from Damon that he is
going to be "himself". How can
he be "himself" when "himself" is on the barber shop floor?
Johnny Damon has become another
Steinbrenner puppet. He will dance when George pulls the strings and sing when
George pulls the strings. He will step up to the plate and roam center field
when George pulls the strings. If in the event Johnny's strings break or decide to
have a will of their own, he will suffer the wrath of George and it won't be
pretty and it won't be quiet.
Better keep your weekly barber
shop appointments so you won't be a disappointment to the grand old man that
owns the Yankees.
Johnny, you sold your soul to the
devil and all I can say is good riddance.
Oh, one more thing. The picture
of you in your Yankee uniform makes you look like a thug about to be arrested.
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