6.) The chicken, even after being cooked, has that yellowish, salmanella glow.

5.) Their is a Rest In Peace (or should that be Rest In Pieces?) wreath wrapped around it's body.

4.) The warning label on the chicken package states the toxicology report has not been released to the public yet.

3.) There is a difference of opinion about how the chicken actually died.

2.) The recipe came from the "Autopsies R Us" cook book.

And the number one reason to avoid eating a chicken dinner prepared by someone else is.....

1.) It was prepared by someone else.

You have been warned.