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FunnyCoke dot com Colleen A. Kelley OnLine
Humorist and Blurbatologist " |
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Missing since February 2004. Click the picture for more info. |
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Rest in peace Maxie Rizley. You were a giant of a man. |
Rest In Peace, Aunt Puffy |
Rest In Peace, Christopher & Dana
Reeves |
Rest In Peace, Mary Ann |
Rest In Peace, Julia Child “Bon Appetit” |
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Rest in peace, Sophia
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Hooked On Insanity Works For Me! Dear Dooley (Abby and Ann never had
questions like this) Weymouth High School Class of 1971. Enter and be
recognized Visit BCIL On Line Tired of the time
change twice a year? Become a Daylighter Have you ever been Blogged? |
Quote of the millenium: “If
you’re not living on the edge, then you are taking up to much room.” “You stay classy, |
For a giggle of a time, think of
something funny. You'll be a much better person for it. No, really. You will
thank me for it. Life is like a hockey game. Sometimes you
just get pucked. |
Need a really cool gift for someone? Check out The Store!! Get "Hooked!" and join the club!! |
Southern Angel: Ang and Gravel Gertie
team up for the absolute best humor, wisdom and inspiration the south has to
offer. Go their now. Don’t make me click this
link for you. |
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THOUGHTSAPALOOZA!! And other
criminally insane things. Don't worry. You won't go blind. (But will I be
able to function as a law abiding citizen?) |
Visit my good buddy Roy’s message board : “Roy’s Retrospective Forum” (and if you don’t visit,
I’ll track you down and SING to you. And it won’t be pretty. Then you will be
sorry.) |
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Has the Federal Government ever had to
bail out a Sperm Bank? (Do Sperm Banks have drive up windows? Is their a
penalty for early withdrawal? Are they FDIC insured?) |
Reasons NOT to eat chicken cooked by someone else.. Celebrity Obituaries:
Mary Kay / Ann Landers / The Old Man In The Mountain Of course Laura Bush has a great sense of humor. She’s
married to the biggest joke in the country! Hussein In |
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"How can I
be having a stroke? I can't even swim!" |
Famous Quotes you'll
never read in a history book. |
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Another quote
of the millenium: "The power goes out, you're done." (EHK) "I've forgotten more than I'll ever know."
(Sophia Petrillo) Not getting a fortune in your fortune
cookie doesn’t necessarily make you unfortunate. Is Thanksgiving the Pilgrim’s idea of giving us “The Bird?” Life is like
a guitar. Sometimes you just get plucked and twanged. Carpool Tunnel Syndrome is the irrational fear of carpooling through a
tunnel. |
Did you camp at Fresh Pond? In Want to know how your week is going to go? Read what Mavis Davis has to predict |
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Joe Ditzel – Comedian, author, bad golfer |
The Eight Simple Rules guy: Bruce Cameron |
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Sheila Moss, The Tennessee Firefly. See what’s got this girl all a
buzz!! |
BZ Leonard Fractals your mind with her Site
for Cyber Eyes! |
Mad Dog Weekly. Doggy Style. Enough said. |
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Mad Kane is Raising
Kane. She knows more of what
GW is doing than GW does. |
Joe Ditzel – Comedian, author, bad golfer |
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2000, 1999.
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Joseph J. Moakley 1927 – 2001 Thanks, Joe, for
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